i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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