That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
