when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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