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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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