dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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