Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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