Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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