Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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