yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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