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(904): View more from Florida

Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.

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(806): View more from Texas

All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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(812): View more from Indiana

Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

On my way to the DMV to get arrested

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads

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Like Teddy Roosevelt

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(585): View more from New York

Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.

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(703): View more from Virginia

The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just trying to show you I care.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.

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