How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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