i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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