North Korea, Best Korea!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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