Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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