In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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