is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Houston, we have a blender
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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