on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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