we're blogging at a bar
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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