R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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