i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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