we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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