So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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