He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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