Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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