already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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