as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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