Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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