Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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