She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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