someone owes me an orgasm
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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