do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
