sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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