handjob tips. give me some.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
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