i can't believe i had my finger in that
he thought i was a dude.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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