You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
