I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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