Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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