OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I know her cup size but not her name....
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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