do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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