we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
When did we convert life to cartoon?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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