my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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