check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
We smell like vodka and hangover
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