Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
