fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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