spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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