I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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