It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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