she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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