dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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