i can juggle bunnies
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on fire
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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