He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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