like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Randomize
