We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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