Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
there was a trapeze. enough said
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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