i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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