Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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